Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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