Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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