No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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