does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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