There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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