with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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