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guess who came home with a hottie last night

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Def drugged

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(805): guess who came home with a hottie last night (1-805): Def drugged http://tfl.nu/j05c

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!

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(615): Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY! http://tfl.nu/jz8m

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(816): View more from Missouri

I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up

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(816): I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up http://tfl.nu/d7fo

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again

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(814): I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again http://tfl.nu/580i

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(503): View more from Oregon

two words: eviction party

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(503): two words: eviction party http://tfl.nu/l75h

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(303): View more from Colorado

This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.

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(303): This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now. http://tfl.nu/jc3w

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(417): View more from Missouri

You totally left a blue butt print on our banister

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Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.

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(417): You totally left a blue butt print on our banister (573): Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time. http://tfl.nu/r57f

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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy

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(312): I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy http://tfl.nu/tu8r

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(314): View more from Missouri

In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.

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(314): In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk. http://tfl.nu/6bmy

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(970): View more from Colorado

we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!

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(970): we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate! http://tfl.nu/w8sf

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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?

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Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.

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(315): Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole? (817): Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that. http://tfl.nu/wqpn

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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away

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(303): theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away http://tfl.nu/plhs

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.

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(414): I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work. http://tfl.nu/n3jo

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(317): View more from Indiana

Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.

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(317): Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck. http://tfl.nu/efut

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(905): View more from Ontario

yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.

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(905): yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child. http://tfl.nu/c0t1

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