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• (631): View more from New York

  Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation

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