So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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