your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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