what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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