haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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