We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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