member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
this will be a night to untag.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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