How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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