You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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