I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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