Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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