So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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