the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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