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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?

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• (863): View more from Florida

  In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (813): View more from Florida

  no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."

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