Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
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So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.