New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Damn victory sex feels great
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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