I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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