If i come over, it means nothing
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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