Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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