question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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