my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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