I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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