I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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