How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Randomize
