we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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