on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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