Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
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just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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