? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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