She is in my trunk
just come out here and I will go home with you...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Less talking, more tequila
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
