is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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