Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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