but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
