Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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