He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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