She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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