with your own penis?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
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I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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