When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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