What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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