all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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