party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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