Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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