I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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