Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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