Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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