Hey man sorry I got all grabby
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
