just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
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My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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