Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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