Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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