halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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